Funk Like Somebody's Watching!

Would you look at that! It seems word of your talent has spread even to alternate dimensions!

Meet STARECROWN, everyone's favorite interdimensional anomaly with a love for golf and donating to charity! He has been very eager to discover what you and your girlfriend will do next, even making sure to never miss a moment. What else would you do if such beautiful vocal cords could produce that euphoric sound at any time? Thankfully, Starecrown is equipped with never blinking eyes, a tall stature, and the willpower to carry on. Watching. Ever day. Every second. Every moment. But now, due to certain peer influence, Starecrown is beginning to realize something. He is contemplating leaving the darkness and showing boyfriend his existence. While Stare does idolize him, not only can this change in an instant, but Starecrown has been known to get too excited, which really only has one resulting action. Well, let's just say sometimes your organs might be slightly easier to find :)